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I was going to write something deep for Philippi, again, but decided on fart jokes instead.
So, what you would call the definition of a surprise?
A fart with a lump in it.
Hahahahahahah!
So this teacher asks one of her students, "Johnny, can you use the word 'definitely' in a sentence, please?"
Johnny replies "Hmmm...Do farts have lumps in them?"
The teacher, taken aback, responds "Well, no, they don't."
"Well," Johnny begins, "I definitely have shit in my pants."
HahahahHAHAahahfhahahh!!!!11!!!1121!!!1112!12!!!
Why do farts stink? Well, God's an equal opportunity employer. It wouldn't be very nice to leave the deaf people out of all the fun.
BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
And now, one of my favorite blonde jokes. Enjoy.
There's this new blonde school teacher, and she's starting her first day at a nearby elementary school. She's really excited and wants to make a great first impression on all the kids. So during recess, while the kids are playing soccer, she sees a boy standing away from everyone else, all by his lonesome. She hears duty calling and hops to it.
"Are you alright?" She asks sweetly.
The boy quickly and awkwardly assures her that everything is fine and so she went back to where she was standing. After a few minutes, though, she noticed that the boy was still standing apart from all the other boys; he hadn't joined the group. Well, it was time for a teacher to be a teacher. She approached him again.
"Are you sure you're not feeling left out or anything? Do you want me to be your friend?"
The boy was clearly struggling with something, and through the embarrasment of it all, he responded, "Maybe. Sure."
The teacher, emboldened, continued, "Alright! So, tell me, why are you standing here all alone?"
"Because," the boy starts, "I'm the goalie."
S:LDKFJS:DKLFEIOSN:IFNFK:LDJ!J!I@U(*@Y&*(#YUHKJDNFJFE*U*#FH
That's some classic joke-telling right there. You won't here Dane Cook deliver this much gold in a single evening, much less a five minute blog post. Comedy Central should give me a 30 minute special, like they do with all the other average to poor comics. Also, I'm a winner.
So, what you would call the definition of a surprise?
A fart with a lump in it.
Hahahahahahah!
So this teacher asks one of her students, "Johnny, can you use the word 'definitely' in a sentence, please?"
Johnny replies "Hmmm...Do farts have lumps in them?"
The teacher, taken aback, responds "Well, no, they don't."
"Well," Johnny begins, "I definitely have shit in my pants."
HahahahHAHAahahfhahahh!!!!11!!!1121!!!1112!12!!!
Why do farts stink? Well, God's an equal opportunity employer. It wouldn't be very nice to leave the deaf people out of all the fun.
BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
And now, one of my favorite blonde jokes. Enjoy.
There's this new blonde school teacher, and she's starting her first day at a nearby elementary school. She's really excited and wants to make a great first impression on all the kids. So during recess, while the kids are playing soccer, she sees a boy standing away from everyone else, all by his lonesome. She hears duty calling and hops to it.
"Are you alright?" She asks sweetly.
The boy quickly and awkwardly assures her that everything is fine and so she went back to where she was standing. After a few minutes, though, she noticed that the boy was still standing apart from all the other boys; he hadn't joined the group. Well, it was time for a teacher to be a teacher. She approached him again.
"Are you sure you're not feeling left out or anything? Do you want me to be your friend?"
The boy was clearly struggling with something, and through the embarrasment of it all, he responded, "Maybe. Sure."
The teacher, emboldened, continued, "Alright! So, tell me, why are you standing here all alone?"
"Because," the boy starts, "I'm the goalie."
S:LDKFJS:DKLFEIOSN:IFNFK:LDJ!J!I@U(*@Y&*(#YUHKJDNFJFE*U*#FH
That's some classic joke-telling right there. You won't here Dane Cook deliver this much gold in a single evening, much less a five minute blog post. Comedy Central should give me a 30 minute special, like they do with all the other average to poor comics. Also, I'm a winner.
5 erotic poetry prompts:
Y'know what my favorite joke is?
Your FACE.
GARYISSOTICKLISHONHISWHITEBELLY!
Deep
My blog needs comments. Wah.
Your blog does need comments. It could also, you know, use some words.
I mean, I dig pictures and shit, but sometimes some written thoughts about stuff gets the masses interested. Pictures help illustrate events, feelings, "things," but words are essential, for the most part, in getting the job done.
And usually, so is acid.
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