John McCain will attend tonight's debate with Barack Obama. He changed his mind, his campaign said, citing "progress in the bailout negotiations." Hmmm. Every single news outlet in the world was aware yesterday that the talks had broken down into chaos and luncheons. Members of Congress were on TV all day describing the pandemonium; they said it hasn't been this bad since they got rid of French Toast in the cafeteria. But here's how John MCain's mind works:

1. If Congress devolves into absolute bedlam, then important work is being accomplished.
2. If important work is being accomplished, then progress is being achieved.
3. Congress devolves into absolute bedlam.
4. Therefore, important work is being achieved.
5. Therefore, progress is being achived.

THAT'S LOGIC